You’re wonderful, you’re swell.
I’m getting to know you so well.
and though it may end in misery,
I love it when your mum watches you kissing me.
The way she stares is just so hot.
And, I don’t know if I can say this or not,
but she told me off and spanked me hard;
when she saw you blowing me in the yard.
And normally when I think of you
I think of sexy Sarah too.
I know its creepy and weird,
but she’s like Stacey’s mom; with more of a beard.
Now before you kill me,
can I just say,
this was fun
Just because there IS a girl doesn’t mean she HAS TO like you.
Just because there is 2 guys in a room and 1 girl. And one guy is gay. The DOSEN’T mean that the straight guy wins her, just by being there.
I know what this campaign is trying to do. And that’s great, but this line PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF
IT’S NOT A GIANT COMPETITION TO WIN THE GIRL
BECAUSE GIRLS ARE NOT MENT TO BE WON
GIRLS ARE FUCKING PEOPLE NOT TROPHIES
You’re completely missing the point of this message. He never implied at any point that girls are trophies or that the straight guys automatically win them by being straight.
Honestly, you’re just looking for something to be pissed off about.
(( ^ amen brotha
the only problem I only had with this satment is that the extra girls are probably lesbians :B
^^ XD!!!! not all but yeah.
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.
omg this is still going
IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.
i’m not even in the supernatural fandom and i’m still going to reblog
lost count of the times i’ve reblogged this
i will obey
My aunt met someone at her store who worked on the set of The Avengers and he told her about how RDJ and Tom Hiddleston were always pranking each other on set and how Robert and Tom were doing a scene together and Robert couldn’t stay still in his Iron Man suit because he was feeling really uncomfortable so they had to take a break and during break Tom walked up to Robert and said, “It’s called itching powder”, took a sip of his water, and walked away.