Posted 1 hour ago

necessary-sass:

ten-roses-in-the-impala:

notanangryvegan:

shitroughdrafts:

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone, by J.K. Rowling. June 26th, 1997.

He who is a dickhead

He-who-we-call-Tod

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Of course we have a gif for that

Posted 1 day ago

frigginjabroni:

Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds

(Source: friggindweeb)

Posted 1 day ago

fragile-fallen-angel:

ya-boi-strider:

Somebody needs to give that guy an award

He just made that cop’s shitty day 10x better. He has to deal with grumpy, hateful protesters and then Jesus fucking shows up.

(Source: thegailygrind)

Posted 1 day ago

the-fault-in-our-youtubers:

the internet summed up in one gif set

Posted 1 day ago
She starts to leave and even though I don’t, I want to stop her, to know her, to trust her word, to ask if she worries about the weight of water, to ask if she’s ever drank a ghost, to ask if she’ll someday seek out the Pacific’s last palmful, to ask why she saved my life, to ask if she has ever carried the desiccated barely-living structure of someone she once loved, to ask if she weighed the options of giving water or giving a terminus for haunting, to ask if she heard that loved one’s bones creak like the gears of a bicycle left out in the rain.
Joel Hans, “Ghosts in the Termini” (via fwriction)
Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

gay-bondage69:

transschmuck:

cutevictim:

Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.

i’m sorry that’s just the best sentence i’ve ever read

Canon Jesus is so much cooler than American Jesus.

(Source: cutevictim)

Posted 1 day ago

Some Even Better Questions (pls)

  1. 1 What do you regularly do before bed?
  2. 2 Who would you say is there for you when you really need them?
  3. 3 If given the opportunity, where would you time travel and who would you bring with you on the adventure knowing that you're not going to alter anything in the present?
  4. 4 Is there anyone you miss a lot?
  5. 5 Favorite drink? (Alcoholic and non-alcoholic)
  6. 6 Do you smoke weed or cigarettes?
  7. 7 Would you help the last person you called/texted hide a dead body?
  8. 8 What would you take as a weapon if you were to go into a building to assassinate a crime lord that killed your family? Would you be discrete or go in and start killing people until you get to him?
  9. 9 What are three norms that you absolutely hate?
  10. 10 Who are your top three idols?
  11. 11 If you could go back to any point and time and do things differently, where would you go and why would you change things?
  12. 12 Your Pokemon team consists of six Pokemon, which six Pokemon would you choose to be on your team?
  13. 13 You have the opportunity to meet any musician, dead or alive. Who would you meet and why?
  14. 14 What was a constant thought that passed your mind today?
  15. 15 Are you going to school? What are your classes like/what's your major?
  16. 16 Favorite video game?
  17. 17 Something you know you shouldn't have done, but did anyway?
  18. 18 What is a television show that makes you want to strangle someone?
  19. 19 Most fucked up situation you have ever been in?
  20. 20 The last time you were hugged and you cried?
  21. 21 Who is your favorite character from a film?
  22. 22 Is there a film you can watch repeatedly and never get tired of it?
  23. 23 Make a list of bands/musicians that you recently started listening to.
  24. 24 Do you think you would do well in a zombie apocalypse?
  25. 25 If the world was ending and you had two hours before the Earth was destroyed, what would you do?
  26. 26 What was your first kiss like?
  27. 27 Favorite curse word(s)?
  28. 28 Who do you think would visit you if you were in the hospital?
  29. 29 What do you think of most when you're falling asleep?
  30. 30 If you had to choose between immortality, wealth, or any six concert tickets with the opportunity to go to any of those concerts from any time period, which would you choose?
  31. 31 What do you wish you could be doing right now?
  32. 32 Who is your favorite person in the world right now?
  33. 33 What do you think it would be like to have been born with a tail?
  34. 34 Do you like your name?
  35. 35 What would you do if two strangers started fighting in a convenience store full of people?
  36. 36 What are you looking forward to in the near future?
  37. 37 If you had to use three songs to define yourself, which three would you use?
  38. 38 HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CAPITALIZATION LIKE THIS!?
  39. 39 How do you feel about humanity?
  40. 40 What's the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?
  41. 41 Do you have a Tumblr crush? What would you do if you had the chance to hangout with them?
  42. 42 What do you want to do with your life?
  43. 43 Which of your friends is the funniest?
  44. 44 Where do you go when you feel like shit?
  45. 45 What is holding you back from doing something you really want to do?
  46. 46 What state do you live in?
  47. 47 Would you ever hangout with someone you met on here?
  48. 48 When was the last time you got home and actually fell asleep withing ten minutes of making contact with your bed?
  49. 49 What really turns you on?
  50. 50 What is a memory that you're very fond of?
Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

secretworld-observer:

kellyfromthecity:

The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”

There’s nothing I don’t love about this.

Posted 3 days ago

rockluke:

stilesinatrenchcoat:

phoenixx23:

spookyflys:

thanl:

psyducked:

romancingthelookyloos:

romancingthelookyloos:

I think we should talk about puberty…

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yo imma let you finish but

I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time

yes okay but

girls can do it too

Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.

BEFORE PUBERTY:

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After puberty:

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…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.

Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

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Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 

fuckin

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PLOT

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Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are

Posted 4 days ago

smoakgifs:

felicity smoak + my favorite attribute » babbling/making involuntarily innuendos/having no control of what’s coming out from her mouth

Posted 4 days ago

jimmy-the-satanist:

lwts:

1. Mind your own business.
2. Learn to be quiet sometimes.
3. If you’re going to be a shithead, just stay home.
4. If someone is being a shithead to you, kick their ass.
5. Don’t fucking rape.
6. Don’t fucking steal.
7. If you’re magic, fucking embrace that shit.
8. Don’t complain about the mess you got yourself into.
9. Don’t hurt little kids.
10. Don’t hurt animals for no reason.
11. Don’t put up with anybody’s bullshit. Ever.

Why aren’t we all Satanists already?

Because Christianity branded Satanism as evil and unnatural.

(Source: prettybabylou)

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago

greenekangaroo:

sweaterkittensahoy:

Deadpool Annual (2014) #2

I am literally just sitting here with my mouth hanging open.

Deadpool: 

1) is capable of human relationships, be they romantic, platonic, or anywhere in between. 

2) considers Spiderman his friend, even if Peter’s a little leery on the subject.

3) Would kill for his friends. Has killed for his friends.

4) Is awesome. 

(Source: 5ummit)